Ebony & Ivory Cocktail Dresses
but you reblogged my post that means you like me right
A national tragedy.
This may be my favorite thing in the world.
((The lack of notes is concerning.))
We’ve even got our own flag :3
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”
MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN
EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.